Insanity Crashed.

I woke up this morning and glanced at my watch. It told me I was running late. So, I dashed into the bathroom, bleary eyed, dived under the shower, hurridly washed and rinsed my hair, dried off, rushed back into the bedroom and went to pull the blinds up.

"Blimey" I though "It is still really dark".
"Hold on."

I look outside. The dawn has still not came. I start to worry that the world has ended or that the sun has not risen. I glance back at my watch.

Bollocks, I read it the wrong way round. After showering and getting ready - not dressed yet - I realised I had read the time upside down and it was 1.30am, not 8am. Back to bed then.